I’m going to be doing some filming for a lecturer. He opened the official employee form and suddenly the energy was sucked from the room. He looked at me, I looked at him, I could sense we both agreed: forms are the most boring bores of borevill. But perhaps not all…
What is your current fitness level?
Are you bilingual?
Are you willing to brave harrowing winds?
Is your hearing sensitive to high and prolonged tones?
How much fabric weight can you bear?
Can you battle against strange sparkly creatures under the pressure of a watching audience?
Are you scared of heights, gimp suits and/or have an irrational fear of white pants?
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