JK asked me to write a story about his new Mr T haircut. I could see only one connection.
Feeling square?
Geometrical hair loss?
Did you know that shortening your name without the use of vowels can increase your risk of contracting hair gardeners?
Hair gardeners are responsible for over a quarter of all hair loss. Hair gardeners love symmetry and neatness. They are attracted to humans with short neat names especially without vowels, and people who wear too much metal. Once attracted, hair gardeners are difficult to get rid of, and mowing hair into neat hedge like patterns.
Don’t be a fool! Stay protected, love your vowels.
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