I went out with my friends last night for drinks and saw this incredibly flamboyant man in all white and silver with long blonde hair and the side of his head shaved. One of my favourite things to do is make up things about strangers, so immediately my friend suggested this stranger for a story.
Life was Eurovision. So Hans embodied Eurovision. He toured the world with his wind machine. Most people made fun of him. But one stinking hot day he landed in Brisbane. Everyone crowded round him and his wind machine. He was the coolest person in town.