Today I got an unexpected reward from my dad, he gave me two new words that he’d made up walking down the stairs.
Kajorfling – to overthink walking up or down stairs so much that you trip
Kajafle – to pretend you did not trip because you overthought walking
Kevin catches a couple kissing
Quietly creeps away
Curses the creaking stairs
Kajorfles down them
Kicks a kitten which cries
The couple come running
Question him
“Kink in the carpet” he kajafles
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